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CHEESE!
So tonight, I put Keagan to bed and pulled his door mostly shut. I could tell that he was in his room playing. After about an hour, it got quiet and I walked down to check on him. But as I got closer - I couldn't figure out why I smelled Desitin. Then I opened the door and he was standing there like this.
I freaked out because the tube said "call poison control immediately if ingested". First I called Mike - who called Kristy - who told Mike to reassure me that he should be fine.... but call poison control anyway. I did - and they assured me that he'll be fine.
I found out that it's very hard to get Desitin off of a child's face, neck, ears, hands, arms, legs and inside his nose. Not even a good scrub down in the tub seemed to get it all out.
Right now, puppy, his blanket and sheets are in the wash (hopefully puppy makes it through the ordeal). He's mad because he can't sleep with his blanket.
But at least his face won't get diaper rash.